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Originally Posted by Bombadil
If the shoe fits, ask for it in another color.
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I think you know some former rooomates of mine! 
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"We feel free when we escape – even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire." Mozzie on White Collar
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." Malcolm Reynolds [/color]
"We don't dictate to countries, we liberate countries." Mitt Romney [/color]
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April 15th, 2004, 02:05 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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Or maybe rap star Usher who reportedly has 10,000 pairs of shoes!!! He could wear a different pair every day for the next 27.4 years! Can you imagine? I mean, people are starving on the streets and this guy has 10,000 shoes.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 15th, 2004, 04:07 PM
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My almost 7 year old daughter said this to me yesterday, "I'm an adult trapped in a child's body."
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April 15th, 2004, 04:10 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
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Very appropo Antelope! Cuz my saying is always :
"I'm a child trapped in an adult's body"
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April 15th, 2004, 06:06 PM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Deeeeep space, 3rd system on the left
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Two quotes from Number 2, America's second president:
"Liberty must at all hazards be supported. We have a right to it, derived from our Maker. But if we had not, our fathers have earned and bought it for us, at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasure, and their blood." -- John Adams, 1765
"Let justice be done though the heavens should fall." -- John Adams in a letter in 1777
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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April 15th, 2004, 06:07 PM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Deeeeep space, 3rd system on the left
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PJ is one of my favorites!
"You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism." - P.J. O'Rourke
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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April 16th, 2004, 03:18 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Originally Posted by unowhoandwhy
Or maybe rap star Usher who reportedly has 10,000 pairs of shoes!!! He could wear a different pair every day for the next 27.4 years! Can you imagine? I mean, people are starving on the streets and this guy has 10,000 shoes.
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Who does he think he is Imelda Marcos? :laugh:
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 16th, 2004, 05:37 PM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Deeeeep space, 3rd system on the left
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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April 16th, 2004, 06:04 PM
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I fear that all we have done is awakened a sleeping dragon, and filled him with a terrible resolve.
--Admiral Isoroku Yammamoto, after Pearl Harbor
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April 16th, 2004, 06:58 PM
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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" -- TV commercial
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April 16th, 2004, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 17th, 2004, 09:03 AM
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Location: Utah
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Believe and Succeed
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April 17th, 2004, 11:11 AM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
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Saw this on a bumpersticker, gotta admit it has a lot of truth in it:
"War does not decide who's right --
only who's left"
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April 17th, 2004, 02:19 PM
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I must run to the source of my inspiration before the gap gets any wider.
--unknown
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April 17th, 2004, 03:38 PM
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On Vacation...
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Originally Posted by antelope526
My almost 7 year old daughter said this to me yesterday, "I'm an adult trapped in a child's body."
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I said something like that too when I was about her age..take it seriously antelope! I hated being treated as a child I understood so much about life and my world at a very young age. my mother used to call me an old soul, and I've always felt that inside of me. I was very impatient to catch up physically to how I felt inside.
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April 20th, 2004, 03:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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another bumper sticker quote:
"Husband and dog missing, reward for dog"
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 20th, 2004, 04:58 AM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
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"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -- Vince Lombardi
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April 20th, 2004, 08:30 AM
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Muff Daggy
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
another bumper sticker quote:
"Husband and dog missing, reward for dog"
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LOL Bsg!
And another from me:
"Freedom doesn't belong to you
If you took it from someone else"
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April 20th, 2004, 12:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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here's another good one:
complete set of encyclopedia's for sale. Brand new, never used. Wife knows everything.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 20th, 2004, 01:08 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
here's another good one:
complete set of encyclopedia's for sale. Brand new, never used. Wife knows everything.
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I've seen that, only it said "husband" instead of wife.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 20th, 2004, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere across the heavens... aka Pittsburgh, PA
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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April 20th, 2004, 04:04 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
another bumper sticker quote:
"Husband and dog missing, reward for dog"
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Good ONE!
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April 21st, 2004, 03:34 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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bumper sticker seen on cars of resident where I used to live:
"Welcome to Newport, now go home!"
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 21st, 2004, 07:05 AM
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My stepfather works for a label company and he brought home about a million "Welcome to NH, now go home" bumper stickers over the years. He also brought home some that none of us has ever dared to put on our cars (and I work for a Police Department and might get away with it, but it would subject me to too much harassment):
D.A.R.E - Donut Abuse Resistance Education - DARE to keep cops off donuts!
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 21st, 2004, 12:44 PM
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Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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lol uno. That's cute.
here's another one that made me laugh:
"Wanted:
woman with fishing boat. Send picture of the boat."
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 21st, 2004, 12:48 PM
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Strike Leader
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Here's another: "Well behaved women seldom make history."
I guess I'll be making history, then.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 21st, 2004, 12:50 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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More One-Liners
Here are a few more one-liners:
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute then forget the fruit!
Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers!
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
Censorship? We don't have any censorship. If we did, I couldn't say XXXX or XXXX.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 21st, 2004, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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And more
Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don't want to have to see you everyday
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If a man is talking in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 21st, 2004, 01:10 PM
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And still more
If your fiancee is an existentialist, should you give her a disengagement ring?
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics.
It will be a great day when education is paid for and we see the military holding a bake sale to raise funds.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils—people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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April 21st, 2004, 01:38 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere across the heavens... aka Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
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also being given the power to make it come true.
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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