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Old October 19th, 2004, 07:41 PM   #1
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How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings Pinball Machine?

None - it only takes Tolkiens!
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Old October 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM   #2
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Okay...
What do you call a horse playing a violin?

"Fiddler on the Hoof."
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Old October 20th, 2004, 05:45 AM   #3
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Okay okay...
What do you call a biscuit that flies?

A plain one!
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Old October 20th, 2004, 11:24 AM   #4
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What do you call a banana with wings?

A flying banana!
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Old October 28th, 2004, 12:20 AM   #5
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What do you buy condoms with?

A rubber check!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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