Galactica Meets The Little Mermaid!

[ravesholpulsar]

WHERE ARE YOU GLEN?
Lyrics by Richard Rivera
Music by Alan Menkin
(to be sung using "UNDER THE SEA" from Disney's The Little Mermaid)

Enjoy!

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Glen Larson, listen to me!
The remake, it's a mess!
Your Galactica is better than anything the sci-fi channel will air in 2 months!

Our hope was just so much brigh-ter
And we thought it was so great

We hoped they'd make a great and cool show
but that was a big mistake

just look at the crap before you
the trailers we watched that night

We saw all the GQ and thought:
oh no this is all just felgercarbe!

Where are you Glen?
Where are you Glen?

I saw the clips and thought what felgercarb
take it from me!

This new show is a waste to see
It'll be hard not to kick the tv

while we're all just fuming
for a show that's looming

Where are you Glen?

The sci-fi channel is happy
for what they think that they've made
but what they don't seem to get is
that we think it's all a waste

just look at the guy who wrote it
he's been paid a lot of green
what the network had for-got
was that he can't write for beans

Where are you Glen?
Where are you Glen?

We've seen too much C-G-I
we're ready to cry
even ready to scream!

We want stories that engage
not effects that are all the rage

we're all just hoping
perhaps even groping
for a moving scene

CHORUS: Where are you Glen?

Where are you Glen?

CHORUS: Where are you Glen?

We saw the ads and now we're in fear
and ready to freak

CHORUS: We're ready to freak! freak! freak!

it shouldn't have happened at all this way
we now have a show that's dull and grey

We thought we'd won it
instead we lost it
and now we're screwed

and Starbuck's a girl
and cylons are chicks
galactica's now
an old rusty ship

they've taken the name
and played their small game
of rap-ing a great old show

so where is poor Glen
He cared once and then
he left his own show
so where did he go?
why doesn't he speak
no sound or a peep

Oh how we need him now!! Yeaaaah!


Where are you Glen?

CHORUS: Where are you Glen?

Where are you Glen?

CHORUS: Where are you Glen?

Bonnie and Moore
are both network whores
can't you all see?

What is it about those freaky two?
that makes us mad and want to go sue?

Glen please come back
and stop all these hacks
from ruining the show

each little change here
pisses us all here

CHORUS: Where are you Glen?


that's why Glen you have got to get madder
'cause all these folks just keep getting badder

come on now Glen start to fight back
before they all just wiiiiiiiiiiin!!

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[jewels]

ravishol: um, I'd suggest checking out Richie's Levine's Unofficial Companion book....I think he said something there.