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Old August 26th, 2003, 11:01 AM   #1
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Hi All! Onemore From me. This is a one drafter. From my mind so dafter.
Yeeeesh! Thats bad!

From Disney "Aladdin"
Never Had a HIT Like Thee (Friend like me)


Well-A-Paramount had them StarTrekies
Twentieth Century has the StarWars tales
Here Larson he’s in luck, cause up his sleeve
He had a TV magic never fails!
He had the Dykstra in his corner now
Some heavy Universal in his camp
He had some Dirk, Terry, Green and Hatch
See all you gotta’ do is keep it camp.
And they said
Bat-tle-star gaLAC TIC-A
How much can you make for me?
Let me take your Screenplay, jot it down
We ain’t never had a hit like Thee
No no no!
This plot is too risky Ain’t I your friend indeed
C’mon make it a bit like what you want
We ain’t never had star wars TV

Yes sir, we’ll ride this wave, not nervous
It’s no loss, this thing, Pasha

Say there’s no hitch, it’s yours! No bitch How about a higher budget Dykstra

Try some of actors “A”
Try all of actors “B”
Your actors two? We question you We have to interfere with thee

Can your Hatch do this?
Can your Dirk do that?
Can your Lorne Green start the first act?
Can your Ships go Whoosh!
Well Muffy’s here

Can your writers go unaccredited, let ‘er rip
Pay ‘em off, then make the suckers disappear?
SP-FX made us slack jawed, buggy eyed
It’s the answer to all our business prayers
You got the budget high, certified
You got execs ruining D’affairs
You have a powerful dirge and damn good clout
Censors wish to really tone it down low
You got a budget over three Bills no doubt
So all you gotta cut it down like so, and oh!

Mr. Glen Larson sir have Lawsuit two or three
Its Lucas’s job to sue you Bob
We aint never had a show, never had a show


We aint never had a show,It'll never blow
We aint never…had a,…..Lawsuit…Brake, Me!

We ain’t ever had a hit like thee.


Ok its a little rough around the edges,but hey not bad for an unemployed animator.

Laters

Rich
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Old August 26th, 2003, 06:40 PM   #2
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this isn't bad, Rich. *wonders if she owns Aladdin*.
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Not bad at all.
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