Billy Joel A Fan Of Galactica? What If...?

[ravesholpulsar]

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE (MUSIC BY BILLY JOEL LYRICS RICH R)

*TO BE SUNG USING BILLY JOEL'S "WE DIDN'T LIGHT THE FIRE" WITH APOLOGIES TO THE PIANO PLAYER HIMSELF.

Enjoy!



GLEN LARSEN
LORNE GREENE
RICHARD HATCH
ABC

DIRK
HERB
LAURETTA SPANG
JOHN COLICOS TOO

JOHN DYKYSTRA
ILM
HE'D BUILT A CAMERA JUST FOR THEM
IT TOOK US INTO OUTER SPACE
AND MADE US ALL GO WHOA!


HE RE-INVENTED FILM EFFECTS
THE MOVIE WORLD, MUCH IMPRESSED.
GLEN SAID WHO'S THIS GUY?
WHO HAD MADE THOSE X-WINGS FLY?

GLEN A LARSEN THOUGHT BIG, JOHN D'S GOT A NEW GIG
ABC EXECS HAD THOUGHT OH BOY WE'RE GONNA KICK ASS!

WE DIDN'T WANT WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND THAT'S MOST DISHONEST

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND WE'RE ALL ASTONISHED

GLEN GRABBED A REAL GRAND CAST
WITH LORNE GREENE
AND RICHARD HATCH
IT WAS GUARENTEED TO BE A SUPER DUPER SMASH

NETWORK GUYS GOT EXCITED, NOT TO MENTION QUITE SHORTSIGHTED
SEEMS THERE WAS A MINOR ERROR ADDING UP THE BILL.

ONCE THE PILOT WAS SHOT,NETWORK HAD GOT STICKER SHOCK
TURNS OUT THIS SHOW WOULD COST MORE -
MUCH MUCH MORE THAN THOUGHT BEFORE

SHOW WAS CAN-CELLED FAST
ABC PULLED THE CASH
GLEN WAS OUT
NO MORE CLOUT
THEN KICKED IN HIS POOR ASS!

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND THIS REALLY SUCKS ASS

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND NO ONE WOULD SPARED US

BATTLESTARS
VIPER CRAFTS
ROBOTS WITH ONE GLOWING EYE
BASESHIPS
CYLON THREATS
BOOK OF WORD
A GUY NAME TIGH

LUCIFER
RAG TAG FLEET
BALTAR ONE DAY HAS TO PAY
BOXEY'S MOM
SHE WAS SWEET
ZACK WAS ZAPPED AND BLOWN AWAY

1980 CAME ALONG
FANS WERE PISSED
IT WAS WRONG

RICHARD HATCH THEN RETURNS
MAKES A TRAILER
THEN GETS BURNED

SCI-FI'S KNOCKS ON SINGER'S DOOR
THEN HE'S TOLD, HE'S ADORED
GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR SHOW
BONNIE SAID IT'S GONNA SOAR!

WE DIDN'T WANT WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US THAT'S WHAT BONNIE WANTED

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US WHERE THE HELL IS LARSEN?

BONNIE HAMMER GAVE THE GO
TURNED AROUND, THEN SAID NO
WEIRDO, GOOFY NOT TO MENTION CRAZY
IS THIS WOMAN REALLY GONE?
OR IS SHE SOME STUPID BLONDE?

BONNIE H
DAVE EIKE
RONNIE MOORE
BRAND NEW SHIPS

UNIVERSAL
DISNEYLAND
PARAMOUNT
AND MGM
APPOLO'S WIFE - BLOWN AWAY
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY?

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND THIS SONG IS TOO LONG

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND DEAR GOD YOU'RE READING

BONNIE HAMMER HAD CALLED RON
SAID THE SHOW -- IS BACK AGAIN
SINGER -- HE'S OUT
HE HAS -- NO CLOUT.

RON MOORE HAD THEN SAT DOWN, STARTED TYPING -- NEVER FROWNED
THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE HIS CHANCE
HE COULD MAKE HIS MARK AT LAST

THEN HE TOOK GLEN'S GREAT IDEA, SLAPPED HIS NAME ON WITH-OUT FEAR
CLAIMED WHAT HE WROTE WAS HIS - THIS IS JUST THE WAY OF BIZ

RON MOORE HAD THEN TYPED HIS SCRIPT
MANY READ AND CALLED IT SH**

HIS FANS TOOK A STAND
THEN CALLED
LARSEN'S VERSION VERY BLAND

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND WE'RE STILL ASTONISHED

WE DIDN'T WANT THE REMAKE
IT WAS THRUST UPON US AND WE'RE SICK AND TIRED..AND TIRED...AND TIRED...AND TIRED..

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[shiningstar]

LOL I loooooooooooooove it!

[The Blue Mule]

HAHAHAAH HOLY COW!!

Super Fantastical!


Love it!


Rich

[shiningstar]

Isn't IT Blue Mule? By the way welcome to the club

Wierd AL it your heart out!

[BST]

rp,

This is with out a doubt, absolutely, positively


***** S T E L L A R *****


OUTSTANDING!!

BST

[captmiloman]

That is funny stuff. Looks like something Bob, Spike, & Joe(mornings on KZOK 102.5FM in Seattle) or Mark & Brian(mornings on KLOS 95.5FM in LA) would come up with. I'm also a Billy Joel fan from way back.

[shiningstar]

I like it