ron moore's new year resolutions
Ron Moore's top 10 new year resolutions!
(1.) Lay off the dirt weed, it's impairing his judgment
(2.) Stop sleeping with Bonnie Hammer. His Willie might fall off!
(3.) Throw away his leisure suits.
(4.) Throw away his milli vinilli albums
(5.) Buy a new car. The AMC Pacer has a blown head gasket
(6.) Clean the wax out of his ears. He can't here what the fans want.
(7.) Buy a new PC. The commodore 64 ain't cutting it no more.
(8.) Buy a VCR. Those 8 mm movies don't cut it.
(9.) Find a new girlfriend. His last on was hung more than him
(10.) And the number 1 new year resolution is rewrite the BATTLESTAR Galactica script. Correcting all that's wrong and making everyone happy!!
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