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Old August 7th, 2012, 11:33 AM   #2569
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Heard this one in church the other day.

Man walks into the diner and orders the soup of the day. The waitress brings the soup and two pieces of bread. Man eats the soup and bread. The manager asks him how was the soup. Man replies: "it was good but you could serve more bread."

Next man walks into the diner again and orders the same meal. Manager tells the waitress to bring the man four slices of bread. Man eats the soup and bread and then the manages asks him how was the food. Man replies: "The soup was good but you could serve more bread."

Third day, man walks into the diner and again orders the soup of the day. This time the manager says to bring 6 slices of bread. Just like the past two days, the man eats the soup and bread. Manager again asks how the meal was. Man replies: "soup was great but you could serve more bread."

Fourth day comes and the man again goes to the diner. The manager tells the waitress to bring the guy a whole loaf of bread with the soup. As he had done previously, the man eats both the soup and bread. Again the manager asks how the man's meal was. Man replied that the soup was as good as always but they could serve more bread.

Next comes and the manager is desperate to please this guy and goes to the bakery and a gets a six foot loaf of bread. When the man comes in for his meal, the manager and waitress bring the soup and bread. Man eats his meal and as it had gone before when the manager asked him how the food was the man gives his stock reply. Now the manager is at his wits end over trying to please the guy so he comes up with a plan for the next day.

The following day when the man came in for his meal, the waitress brings him the soup and two slices of bread. Man eats the soup and bread and as he is leaving the manager asks him: "How was your meal?" The manager waits for the man's reply with baited breath, he is praying that the man won't be upset with the amount of bread or the manager is going to have a breakdown. Man replies: "Soup was good as always but I see your back to giving two slices of bread."
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