Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
A: About three thousand miles.
Q: What do elephants take when they get hysterical?
A: Trunkquilizers.
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone.
Q: Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
A: For carrying their library cards.
Q: What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants?
A: The Tusk Fairy.
Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
A: Pachydermatologists.
Q: What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
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