Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What is the definition of a minor second?
A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
Q - How do you make a guitarist play quieter?
A - Put sheet music in front of him.
Q - How do you make him stop?
A - Put notes on it.
Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.
Q - What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A - Counterpoint.
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