[Damocles]

Q - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - five. One to actually do it, and four to say how much better Lars Ulrich would have done it.

Q - How can you tell if there's a percussionist at the door?
A - What's a percussionist? (You know this guy is a drummer!)

Johnny says to his mum: "I want to be a drummer when I grow up."Mom: "But Johnny, you can't do both."

Q - What does the dyslexic drummer do after a joke?
A - "Ching, Badumdum".

Q - How do you make a flautist into a drummer?
A - You put another useless stick in his hand, and lower his I.Q. by 30 points.

Q - How can you tell if a drummer is walking behind you?
A - You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.