Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What do you get if you cross a drummer with a gorilla?
A - A really stupid gorilla!!!
Q - Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A - Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
Q - How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - Five: one to screw in the light bulb and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it!
Q - Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse?
A - So that when marching in a parade, they can avoid the felgercarb on the road.
Q - Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
A - Me either.
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