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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:01 AM   #394
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The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant
You have two cows. You regard them as mere animals but then their goodness and innocence wins you over and you find yourself in a war against the evil butchershop owner.

The Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant
You have two cows. They drink human blood. You love them anyway.
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