Re: Clean joke of the day.
Stop Bugging Me!
One night, as Joe was watching TV, the doorbell rang.
He opened the door and there was a six-foot cockroach! It grabbed him by the collar, threw him across the room, and then left.
The next night, the doorbell rang again. He opened the door and there was the same six-foot cockroach! It punched him in the stomach, kneed him in the face, and then left.
The third night, his doorbell rang again and once again, there stood the same six-foot cockroach! This time, it beat the snot out of Joe and left him lying in a heap on the living room floor.
The next morning, Joe went to his doctor, explained what had happened, and asked, "What can I do?"
"Not much," replied his doctor. "There's just a nasty bug going around!"
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