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Old April 4th, 2009, 10:56 AM   #390
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Deadwood:
You have two cows, but they are worthless and end up being fed to Mr Wu's Pigs.

Erikson:
Your two cows have hitherto-undiscovered cow powers, with which they will defeat the slightly-less-capable ancestors of cows that we thought had become extinct.
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