Re: Clean joke of the day.
How Darth Vader Stole Christmas
In a cut sequence from the Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting a duel to the death when suddenly Darth says to Luke:
"Not only am I your Father, but I also know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Taken aback by the change of subject and suspecting a trap, Luke replies cautiously:
"How could you possibly know what I'm getting for Christmas?"
Darth Vader.... "Because I've felt your presents...."
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