If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible!
Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth.
Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem is to ban not only life sized Jar Jar Binks dolls from American homes, but to ban any life sized doll. "Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic eyes. For the Love of God! If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible!
OK Tom, hell I though you where talking Miss North Carolina, that was 27 0r 28 years ago.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
