Re: Clean joke of the day.
Accordion Jokes.
Q - If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first?
A - Who cares?
Q - What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A - The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
Q - What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean?
A - A good start.
Q - What's a bassoon good for?
A - Kindling for an accordion fire.
Q - What's a accordion good for?
A - Learning how to fold a map.
Q - What do you call a group of female accordion players?
A - Ladies in Pain
* Bumper Stickers:
1. Play an accordion--go to jail!
2. Three rows and you're out!
* Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:
* Violinist: 25 feet
* Bad Violinist: 50 feet
* Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
* 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
* Accordionist: 60 miles
* "Welcome to Heaven: Here's your harp."
* "Welcome to Hell: Here's your accordion."
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