[Damocles]

Yeah, your bell is definitely cracked. That lonely bat in your belfrey is cutting crazy 8s in your attic. If you had an elevator in the building, I'd say it was stalled midway between the 13th floor and the rooftop deckhouse.

If you were a ship, you'd be listing to port, and then cutting left turn holes at flank in the water at pierside.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Corrigan

You're the guy who thinks that east is left on the magnetic compass. So I should expect to see you at Euro Disney?

Sick, man, sick. Let me take the thread and get you a nice jacket with lots of belts and buckles instead.......