Re: Clean joke of the day.
Smith was standing in front of O'Riley's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Smith got out and very proudly said to the Irishman approaching him, "I stopped it!"
"I know, you English idiot!" said O'Riley. "I was pushing it!"
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