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March 11th, 2009, 06:49 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
More light bulb jokes.
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University of California Lightbulb Jokes:
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
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How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
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How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Davis doesn’t have electricity.
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How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
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How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
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How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.
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How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Riverside looks better in the dark.
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How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hire the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them.
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How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: She holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.
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