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Old April 20th, 2009, 01:28 AM   #2499
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.

What is the difference between an pilot and a jet engine?
A jet engine stops whining after it lands.

How do you know if there is an pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.
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