Re: Clean joke of the day.
# Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
# Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
# It takes fourteen comics to make Chuck Norris smile, but only two mimes to make him destroy an orphanage.
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