No, actually golf is called golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
Now, try this one on:
back in the old Colonial days, when rules were a tad...strickter, people who had sex outside of marriage were often pilloried in the public square, i.e. put into the stocks. When this punishment was inflicted, a sign was hung on their necks stating the nature of their crime. For those who didn't adhere to to the thou shalt nots of libidoland, they were accused of being punished
For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge.
Yup. Everyone got that, now?
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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