Re: Clean joke of the day.
George Orwell:
You have two cows. The big one is always watching.
Gemmell
You have two cows. You think because they're old and grey that they're weak and easy prey in battle. The one cow greets your misconception with a two-bladed axe to the head, the other with a quarrel through the eye.
And then they really go to work!
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