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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:22 AM   #408
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Kelly Link
You have two cows. They aren't cows, they are zombie ballerina superhero disgruntled 20 something TV stars.

Paladin of Shadows
You have two cows because you adopt them. LIKE CATS. These cows also have the killing prowess of a ninja master and the bedroom skills of the most ambitious harlots. You are nuits!
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