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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:00 AM   #393
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Malazan again:
You have two cows: one holds nine separate bovine souls, one is a warren unto itself for 15,000 pages.

The Pillars of the Earth:
You have two cows: one wants to build a church..
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