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Old April 4th, 2009, 01:07 PM   #446
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Jacqueline Carey
You have two cows. One really seems to actually enjoy being branded distracting you while the other cow released the rest of the animals.

Trudi Canavan
You have two cows. the prettier one turns out to be evil while the pure sweet one is always getting into the pen with a much older and completely unsuitable bull.
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