Goodkind I
You have two cows. Every time you milk them, they seem to enjoy it waaaaay too much and you always feel dirty.
Goodkind II
You have two cows. Two very productive cows who have produced lots of milk over the years and even bred successfully to produce other cows of their prolific, but bizarre breed. And then you decide they are dogs. You try to run them to the Fox Hunt. You keep throwing things at them demanding they "catch". You even spend an inordinate amount of time showing everyone and anyone how much they are dogs by trying to show where their "kick" spot is. To no avail.
