These are too funny! Thanks Tom........Here is mine
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Amber Starr, who on the 3rd of July of this year was viciously smushed by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Amber Starr is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.
I know to stay away from anthills!
