We regret to announce the unpleasant death of Braxiss, who
on the 4TH of January of this year was brutally and completely
consumed by the next door neighbor. This unfortunate
incident occurred in an anthill on the island of Tihi.
The deceased was reported to have shouted "Stand Back! I'm
a professional!" just before expiring. Braxiss is survived by a yellow
lab named "Scurvy". Funeral services will be held the 1ST of next month.
