The www world is really amazing!! :laugh:
Well, here's mine:
"We regret to announce the unfortunate death of ana, who on the 7th of February of this year was delicately vaporized by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. ana is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month."
My comments:
First - A guy named "Clyde" ???!!! Please, give me a break!
Second - "a sewer pipe in New York City ???!!! :confused: It could be worse
Third - "7th of next month" Funeral services always take that long?
I confess that the "delicately vaporized " part is my favorite!
And there's always that "put this on" mystery ...