Oh, my lord, another member is gracing the halls of the 'mature' set!!
Peter, my boy -- (I'm allowed to call you that because I'm older than you) -- welcome to the club of expanding waistlines, aching backs and joints, longer trips up the staircases, etc. It's a wonderful place, you'll never want to leave!! Trust me on that!!
Well, now that you've been properly welcomed into our sacred halls, how'd you get here? Huh, what'd you say? (*whispers - it's his birthday!!) Oh yeah, it's your BIRTHDAY!!
Well then, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
BST