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Old April 20th, 2020, 09:16 PM   #2578
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

“Gonna ask my momma if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.”

“I’ve spent 2 weeks hanging out with myself and I am so sorry to every person I have ever spent time with.”

“In 8 weeks 88% of blondes will disappear from the Earth.”

“Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment?”

“It’s like being 16 again - gas is cheap and I’m grounded.”

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