Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - How can you tell a guitarist is at your door?
A - By the Dominos Pizza hat.
Q - What do a guitar solo and an income tax audit have in common?
A - You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
Q - What would a guitarist do if he won a million dollars?
A - Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
Q - How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Five, One to change the bulb, and four to say "I could have done better than that"
Q - How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Only one, but he'll go though a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
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