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Old December 26th, 2005, 08:35 AM   #213
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Originally Posted by Stray Viper
Dear Wise Guy,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
Countless studies, both scientific and individual, have been carried out since 1931 when the Tootsie Roll Pop was first introduced unto American tongues (and since, worldwide).

With different people the results are always different. It depends on the texture of the individual tongue, the intensity of the licks, the varying acidity of salivas, ect. In some studies, the results have shown an average of 413 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.

To get the center quicker you'd have to be a quicker licker; as in enabling your licker to flicker quicker. If you were a quicker licker, your tongue would be slicker, and then the women would love you and over you they'd all begin to bicker..

Now if you were to choose between a Tootise Roll Pop and a British lass, after you pick 'er, you take off her knicker, and then be a slicker and quicker flicker licker. And then when your ears get squeezed really hard, you'll know you got to the center of her Tootsie Roll Pop.
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