Re: Clean joke of the day.
False Alarm
"Please, doctor! Come over right away!" pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive!"
The physician quickly got dressed, but before he got to the door, the phone rang again.
"Oh doctor, nevermind. You don't need to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one!"
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