Re: Clean joke of the day.
Dune (Herbert): You have two cows. One cow is very special, a result of a special breeding program of the Bene Farmer. He is the Kwisatz Udderach - the one who can moo in many places at once. It is he who will lead his millions of Frecows across the pastures, like a fire of death across the known universe, trying to end the tryanny of the Milkstraad.
Uhhhhhh. Yeah.
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