Re: Clean joke of the day.
Some welding jokes
An attorney met with his client, a welder, to discuss a potential lawsuit.
"On the phone you said you were about to be sued," said the lawyer. "Who's threatening to sue you?"
"My assistant," answered the welder. "I hired him a few months ago. Now he's claiming he was hurt on the job."
"Well," said the lawyer, "before we decide on a litigation strategy we need to find out whether he's telling the truth. What have you done to make sure that he was really hurt?"
"I set him on fire with my welding torch."
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