(This reprint especially for Shiningstar who has kindly been asking for some more beaver jokes!)
Beaverstar Galactica, Ep. 1
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<Scene: BSG stars aboard Galactica bridge, quarrelling as usual...>
Edema: Ever since we discovered there are BEAVERS inside those Cylon suits, we've been on the run! They've been laying their eggs EVERYWHERE. Soon they'll have the whole quadrant - er sectant -er micrant...
Apollo: Father, beavers don't lay eggs.
Edema: Shhh! It's a vital plot twist! Plot twists don't have to make sense! Hey, how are the Aspens doing on the Agro ships?
Apollo: They're growing fine. Soon we will have a trap for the Cylon-beavers. Then we can just "leave it to beaver" <grins>
Edema: That's not funny. I think you should Apollo-gise. Get it? Hehehe...
Apollo: <Not amused> At least I'm not named after a disease.
Col. Bow-Tie: Something on sensors - an unauthorized Viper has launched.
Edema: That would be Star-bark. Beam him back immediately!
Col. Bow-Tie: Uh, sir, we don't have a transporter. You're confusing us with that other show.
Edema: Heck with the show, I'm starving! When do we eat?
Rigel: LUNCH WHEN READY!!!
Apollo: Everybody's a comedian...
<Dam-shaped base ships loom on the horizon, only penny-ons away - er, nickel-ons - er, two bits...>
