Re: Clean joke of the day.
Steven Erikson
You have two cows. Both are pulling on a cart running away from chaos. One of them is wondering why that Tiste Andii did not simply use a knife when he wanted to eat.
Iain M. Banks
You have two cows. One is a Culture citizen who just wanted to enjoy eating grass. The other is a Special Circumstances drone disguised as a cow which plans to overthrow the evil cow empire using the other cow as its agent.
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