Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What's the range of a bagpipe?
A - Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q - Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A - They rarely strike the same spot twice.
Q - How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A - Someone is blowing into it.
Q - What do you call ten bagpipers at the bottom of the ocean?
A - A good start.
Q - Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A - To get away from the mob.
Q. What's the definition of "optimism"
A. A bagpiper with a tin cup.
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