[Damocles]

Two guys are on a raft paddling down the Amazon. All of a sudden tribal drums start up. BOOM-da-da-BOOM-da-da-BOOM-da-da-BOOM-da-da. The first guy starts to panic and says "Oh felgercarb, we're in for it now... they're going to kill us... we'll never get out of here alive". The second guy turns to him and says "Oh, you don't need to worry, they won't kill us whilst the drumming is going on... it's when they stop you have to start worrying". By this point the first guy is really sweating. He's looking really worried, and in a high, strangulated voice says "Oh Crap, what happens then?" and the second guy says "Guitar solo".