[Damocles]

Why Guitars are better than Men:

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Guitars don't snore.
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Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
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Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
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Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
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You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
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Guitars don't have to prove anything.
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Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
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Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
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Guitars don't have egos.
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Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
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