Hey Zaz! Welcome to the funny farm.
I am familiar with your writing. Glad you decided to join up...although being tardy could land you in detention.
This place is pretty big...almost as big as a...Battlestar.
If you have trouble finding something just throw up a flare and someone can point you in the right direction. We are "mostly harmless" here. (Just watch out for the bartender in the O Club...
) There is plenty to see here so enjoy and welcome aboard.