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Old February 14th, 2004, 03:15 PM   #15
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Muffit awakens to a mouth full of huge buckteeth, and cosmetic surgery on its tail into a big flat waffle iron thing.

Muffit: "Aaaah! I've been beaver-fied!!! No WONDER I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night! Yikes! Next I'll be "marking" my territory with stinky beaver pee!"

Meanwhile, not far away, a satisfied beaver removes its tyvek mask and hat, and as it struggles to pull off the rubber Muffit-stained gloves, it silently contemplates what to call its new creation...

Beaver surgeon: "Meavit? Buffit? Dagnabit?"


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