Ode to Evolution
Oh! Chimpanzee in a mechanical Bear costume!
What thoughts must cross your mind!
The heat, the lights, the Ovions
Just more people with ant-like behinds.
Oh! Chimp doubly furred!
The indignity of stardom forced!
The velcro, the whirring, the helmeted head
That to wear you are coerced!
A longing so! To be home and safe!
Among your playthings bright!
But we love you so Oh, Evolution!
On ABC every Saturday night!
-Gordon
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Liberal, Atheist, and just as Patriotic as you. 
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