[ravesholpulsar]

"WE WON'T WATCH"

TO BE SUNG USING DISNEY'S "BE OUR GUEST" FROM THE HIT FILM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Enjoy!




MY SCI FI FANS!
IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE
AND GREATEST PLEASURE

THAT WE WELCOME YOU TONIGHT

AND NOW, WE INVITE YOU TO WATCH
TURN YOUR TV SET ON
AS THE SCI FI CHANNEL PROUDLY PRESENTS...

YOUR REMAKE.

YOU'RE... UP-SET
YOU'RE... UP-SET

JUST RELAX NOW DON'T YOU FRET

ALL WE DID WAS RE-DO STARBUCK
HE'S A SHE AND NOW WE'RE SET

iT'S NOT WRONG
CHARACTER'S STRONG
BY THE WAY, SHE NOW WEARS A THONG.

I THINK THE SCRIPT REFLECTS THE CHANGES.
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
READ THE PAGES!

WE TAKE SHOWS
MAKE THEM SO
NO ONE CLAIMS
THAT WE HAD STOLE

THE LAWYERS WOULD THEN SUE AND WE'D BE DEAD

SO SIT YOUR ASS RIGHT DOWN
COME ON, DON'T SCREW AROUND

JUST WHAT OUR SHOW
WATCH OUR SHOW
WATCH OUR SHOW

CHORUS:

FANS DON'T LIKE
WHEN WE'RE PLAYED
WE GET PISSED
MAKE YOU AFRIAD

WE ALL READ THE SCRIPT AND SAID HOLY SH**!
WE'LL ALL ACTUALLY HAD A MAJOR FIT!

WE CAN'T STAND
ALL THAT BLAND
AND WE'RE TIRED OF THIS CRAP

WE'RE NOT LOSERS
WE'RE JUST COMPLAINING
WE'VE A RIGHT
AFTER ALL WE'RE PAYING

YOUR IDEAS
DON'T INSPIRE
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU HAVE CONSPIRED

TO-HAVE-TAKEN-A-BATTLE-STAR-AND-MADE-A-JOKE!

SO DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH
YOU WON'T GET A FREE LUNCH

'CAUSE WE WON'T WATCH

IF YOU'RE UPSET
MELLOW OUT
IT'S A HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT

WATCH OUR SHOW
WATCH OUR SHOW
WATCH OUR SHOW!


REMAKES ARE SO UNERVING
FOR THE WRITER, WHO'S NOW WORRIED
SINCE THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN UP
AND TURNED THEIR BACKS

AH, THAT GREAT OLD CAST HOW THEY WERE TREATED.
SOME HAD PASSED ON NEVER TO RETURN

20 YEARS WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR OUR SHOW, EVEN SALIVATING
HOPING WE'D GET THE VERSION WE HAD ALWAYS LOVED TO DREAM

INSTEAD WE HAVE A SLIMY SCI-FI CHANNEL

THEN THINGS ALL JUST WENT CRAZY
FANS FOUGHT BACK
AND BONNIE'S SHAKING!

WE WON'T WATCH
WE WON'T WATCH
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
NOW YOU GO ROT

WE MAY NOT BE WRITERS, CRITICS
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WILL WATCH

WE CAN'T BEAR THE LACK OF STORY
AND THUS HOW 'BOUT AN ALLEGORY?

NEVER MIND WE'LL TAKE UP DRINKING
SINCE YOU GUYS JUST GAVE UP THINKING

IT'S SO SAD
THAT YOU'RE GLAD
AT THE PRODUCT THAT YOU'VE MADE
BUT IT'S CLEAR YOU'VE BE=TRAYED
ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FANS

AND YOU'VE BELITTLED US
TREATED US LIKE SOME SHMUCKS

SO WE WON'T WATCH

CHORUS:
WE WON'T WATCH


WE WON'T WATCH


CHORUS:
WE WON'T WATCH

WE CAN'T BEAR TO SEE THIS SHOW
'CAUSE WE KNOW THAT IT WILL BLOW

THE WRITING IS AT BEST SUB PAR
WE'RE AMAZED IT GOT THE GO

WE'RE TOO SHOCKED
AND SO NUMB
THAT WE NEED A SHOT OF RUM

THIS REM-AKE IS JUST TOO PAIN-FUL
JUST WATCHING MAKES ME SO VENG-FUL

SCENE BY SCENE
ONE BY ONE
WE DON'T DOUBT
WE'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT
THAT THE SHOW WILL REALLY SUCK AND PISS US OFF

SO WHEN DECEMBER COMES
WE'LL WATCH THE OLD RERUNS

SO WE WON'T WATCH
WE WON'T WATCH

WE WONT WATCH
WE JUST WON'T WATCH!!!!!!