Re: Clean joke of the day.
* David dies and goes to heaven. St Peter says, "how did things go for you back on earth?" David says, "not too bad. I left a wife, 3 kids, a pretty good bank balance, no mortgage and my wife will get another $100,000 from the insurance". "Great," says St Peter, "what was it you did while you were alive?" "Oh I was in Real estate", "Good oh, come on in" says St Peter.
Bruce follows David up to the pearly gates and gets the same sort of welcome and questions. "yes well I left a wife and two kids, a little house in the suburbs, a few dollars in the bank, car's paid for and they should be OK with things", "Good oh , come on in".
Billy was next in line and gets the questions from the old guy. "yes well I left my fourth wife, my guitar and amp’s at the pawn shop, cars stuffed with drimmers, never did quite make it to where I really thought I should have been". "Oh well", says St P. "and which band was it that you played with?"
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