Re: Clean joke of the day.
A severe storm rumbled through Carlow last week and destroyed
the entire town: $10 worth of damage was reported.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Carlow campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q. What does a IT student call a D.C.U student after graduation?
A. Boss.
Q. Did you hear that the library at Trinity burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't colored-in yet.
Q. Why do Trinity graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from IT's have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.
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