Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - How do you tell if an electric guitar is out of tune ?
A - If the strings are vibrating.
Q - Why is an electric guitar like a SCUD missile ?
A - Each is offensive and inaccurate.
Q - What's the difference between an Electric Guitar player and a dog ?
A - The dog knows when to stop Howling.
Q - What's the difference between a Electric Guitar and an Acoustic Guitar?
A - The Electric Guitar burns longer.
If you took all the Electric Guitar Players in the world and laid them end-to-end, it would be a heck of a good idea.
Q - If you drop an Electric Guitar Player and a watermelon off a tall building, which would hit the ground first ?
A - Who cares ? or
A. If you ask the drummer, he's just barely smart enough to know that the watertmelon will hit first because it jas less wind resistance. The guitarist? Forget it, man!
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